If A-Rod Tipped Pitches, He Should Be Forever Banned From Baseball
It has been nearly two weeks since Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts released her unauthorized biography, A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez, and the book is still at the center of controversy.
Roberts portrays the New York Yankees superstar as an insecure egomaniac that sources informed her began to use performance enhancing drugs as a teenager when he played shortstop at Miami’s Westminster Christian High School.
Furthermore, and more damningly, Roberts’ research uncovered grumblings from past teammates that Rodriguez, 33, indicated to opposing batters what pitches were going to be thrown in advance while he played for the Texas Rangers from 2001-2003.
“The pitch-tipping was often enough over three years to become a pattern noticeable by the ex-Rangers sources that I spoke to,” said Roberts. “When games were already decided, they noticed this behavior with Alex where he would do very obvious signs, presumably to an opposing hitter who would be a middle infielder on an opposing team, where they believed he would tip the signs.”
Roberts said A-Roid*, a three-time AL MVP and 12-time All-Star selection, tipped pending pitches because he expected that the favor would be returned to him when he needed a big hit.
“Alex would tip his middle infielder buddy on the other team and the player on the other team would in turn tip Alex,” Roberts revealed of the phony who agreed to a 10-year, $275 million contract with the Yankees in 2007.
“What it was was slump insurance. You could count on your buddy to help you break out of your slump, if you’re 0 for 3 or you’ve had a bad week.”
According to Roberts’ informants, “If it was a changeup, he would twist his glove hand. To indicate a slider, he would sweep the dirt in front of him and he would bend in the direction of where the pitch was going to be, inside or out.”
It is perplexing that the media as a whole has seemingly discounted the magnitude of the allegations levied against “bitch tits.”
If accurate, tipping pitches to opposing players is a brazen and disgraceful competitive sin that devalues baseball and would demand that the perpetrator receive an indefinite banishment from the sport.
“In a lot of ways, it’s worse than steroids and HGH,” said R.A. Dickey, a former teammate of Rodriguez’s in Arlington who currently pitches for the Minnesota Twins. “It’s so much worse because you are harming someone else deliberately.”
Dickey, 34, added with disgust, “It’s mind-boggling.”
Another past colleague of Rodriguez's in the Lone Star State, outfielder Doug Glanville, expressed anger and resentment at the very prospect of ever teaming with a traitor in the mold of Benedict Arnold.
“If you found out a teammate was giving a sign to another team that would be pretty ugly," acknowledged Glanville who played with A-Phony in 2003 and is now retired. "If it is true, it would be a serious offense in the culture. That would be the thing where I wonder if players would even want to play with him.”
Glanville further cemented his stance on Rodriguez’s purported wrongdoings and questioned what type of individual would hinder others strictly for his own benefits.
“There’s no situation that would ever justify him doing that on any level. That’s somebody’s ERA, that’s somebody’s livelihood, that’s somebody trying to provide for their family. No one with a conscience could do that. It blows me away."
Popular Yankees outfielder of yesteryear, Shane Spencer, didn’t flinch when briefed on the newest charges against his onetime ally in Texas six years ago.
“It was brought up,” Spencer, 37, conceded of rumors that A-Rod tipped pitches. “I overheard it in our clubhouse, but the team was really split up—a bunch of groups of threes and fours. It wasn’t a real close clubhouse and guys start talking.”
Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, who inexplicably considers himself a friend of Alex Rodriguez, was dumbfounded at the recent news and he claimed he would physically attack one of his fellow teammates if such heinous acts were proven to be true.
"I would beat the crap out of him," Ortiz, 33, said. "I mean, seriously. You're my teammate. I mean, I don't care if that's your brother pitching out there. We're trying to win the game. That's not the right thing to do."
“The Cooler,” who is the youngest player ever to hit 500 home runs and is widely considered one of the best players in history, has been the focus of a number of scandals since debuting with the Seattle Mariners in 1995.
Previously, Rodriguez’s most egregious misstep was likely his blatant utilization of performance enhancing drugs.
Unfortunately, the phenomenal majority of baseball players used banned substances during the dreaded steroid era and it is unethical to distinguish Rodriguez in favor of other ballplayers simply because of his ample talents.
However, pitch-tipping is absolutely in a separate and more draconian sphere than needles and creams are.
Because virtually the entire sport of baseball was ravaged by the steroids epidemic, the playing field was essentially level during this rogue period.
It is unrealistic to say that one player had an advantage over another player when a born pipsqueak like Brady Anderson looked like Lou Ferrigno in the 1990’s.
On the contrary, pitch-tipping would create decided advantages for any and all parties involved in the conspiracy.
The grand bulk of human beings on this planet are incapable of connecting a bat with a ball thrown by a major league pitcher whether they know what to expect or not.
But, Major League Baseball players are not typical athletic specimens and these professionals can easily capitalize on such intentional forewarnings.
Pete Rose and the eight infamous Chicago Black Sox players tampered with the integrity of the game and they are all permanently barred from any connection to Major League Baseball.
“If he did do it, he’s going to take it to his grave out of fear for his life,” said Dickey. “I’ll be watching to see what his own response will be to the allegations. I mean, what’s next?”
Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig’s “next” move should be to launch a massive investigation into the allegations that Alex Rodriguez tipped pitches and made a sham of the sport that has paid him millions upon millions of dollars since he became a professional ballplayer.
“It’s unforgiveable,” Dickey added.
If fans of the sport of baseball are lucky, Selig will make #13 vanish and vanish forever.
If Selig doesn’t, his lack of ruling actions would be “unforgiveable.”
The Majority of Boston Red Sox Used Steroids
Former Boston Red Sox player and current analyst and reporter for Comcast SportsNet New England, Lou Merloni, claimed last week that Sox management taught players how to use steroids during his tenure with the team.
"I'm in spring training, and I got an 8:30-9:00 meeting in the morning," said Merloni, 38, a native of Framingham, Massachusetts and graduate of Providence College who played five seasons on Yawkey Way as an infielder from 1998-2003.
"And I walk into that office, and this happened while I was with the Boston Red Sox before this last regime, I'm sitting in the meeting. There's a doctor up there and he's talking about steroids, and everyone was like 'Here we go, we're gonna sit here and get the whole thing -- they're bad for you.' No. He spins it and says 'You know what, if you take steroids and sit on the couch all winter long, you can actually get stronger than someone who works out clean, if you're going to take steroids, one cycle won't hurt you, abusing steroids it will.’”
WEEI-AM’s “Big Show” co-host continued, “He sat there for one hour and told us how to properly use steroids while I'm with the Boston Red Sox, sitting there with the rest of the organization, and after this I said 'What the heck was that?' And everybody on the team was like 'What was that?' And the response we got was 'Well, we know guys are taking it, so we want to make sure they're taking it the right way'... Where did that come from? That didn't come from the Players Association."
“Sweet Lou’s” startling comments were made two days after longtime Red Sox superstar Manny Ramirez was suspended 50 games for violating Major League Baseball’s Performance Enhancing Drugs policy.
Merloni’s candid account is yet another emphatic reminder that the Director of the Boston Red Sox, George Mitchell, conducted an unethical and biased investigation into the usage of steroids in professional baseball.
The onetime United States Senator and Waylon Smithers clone, conveniently did not include one single player of note on the team he is employed by when he released the findings of his corrupt, 20-month investigation known as the “Mitchell Report” in December 2007.
Mitchell’s dishonorable examination concentrated primarily on disclosures made by former New York Yankees strength coach, Brian McNamee, and New York Mets batboy and clubhouse worker of yesteryear, Kirk Radomski.
"You had two guys from New York doing all the talking in the Mitchell report,” observed Los Angeles Dodgers Manager Joe Torre. “That's why you have information on New York players."
It was irresponsible and negligent for Mitchell to focus the bulk of his energy and resources on the words of two informants when the league has positive test results that document that drug use was rampant in baseball and was not just a Big Apple epidemic.
Although Mitchell is clearly a conflicted snake, much of the onus must be placed on the Major League Baseball suits that put him in charge of a major drug investigation when it is evident that his allegiance to the Red Sox created a conflict of interest.
Performance enhancing drugs were not a problem that strictly ravaged the New York and Texas baseball communities.
The steroids epidemic was widespread, from San Diego to New England, for more than twenty years in the sport of baseball and it is a shame that one unqualified man had the audacity to make the public think otherwise for any length of time whatsoever.
Keywords: Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers



Comments
Hammer,
Do I need to bust your cranium open on another snowbank?
Should you be calling any one a pipsqueak - look at that gay picture - what battery operated toy was inserted in your ass when it was taken? You mention that every one was taking steriods which made it a level playing field in the Gay-Rod piece, then you go on to write that the majority of BoSox were juicing - do you actually know what your writing is hypocritical if not nonsensical and delusional or perhaps you too busy playing with the on/off switch on your anal french tickler?
Call your shrink(s) and take your pills please!
My articles twice appeared on ESPN.com....You appear twice a week on your bike in P-Town
ESPN is for fangirls like yourself. I heard your "articles" have appeared on the bedroom floor of many of your transgendered friends - enjoy the crotch burn sweetie.