Patriot Gets Pissed On
New England Patriots star quarterback Matt Cassel was urinated on by some moronic booze bag last Friday night at ESPN’s Tampa Bay Super Bowl fiesta.
According to a witness, Cassel, 26, the only quarterback in NFL history to start an NFL game at quarterback without ever starting at the position in college, was standing in line to use the bathroom when a drunk tried to muscle his way in front of the USC alum and career understudy.

